Together we will beat cancer

Donate

Laughter is good medicine

28 Apr 2019 09:22 in response to Gemini39

Hi folks,

Thanks Gemini

A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it everything: break dancing, moon walking, back flips; the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I regret to say I turned him down." The husband says, "Looks like he’s still celebrating!"

 

Laughter is good medicine

28 Apr 2019 16:35 in response to woodworm

Laugh

Laughter is good medicine

4 May 2019 10:29 in response to Gemini39

Hi folks,

Thanks Gemini

A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" His wife says, "Take half and leave your ass!" The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!"

Laughter is good medicine

6 May 2019 09:02 in response to woodworm

Hi folks

A man walks into a bar and the bartender for a shot of whisky. After drinking it, he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one. After he finishes, he looks into his pocket again and orders another shot. After he’s done this for a third time, the bartender being a curious man, walks up to him and asks the man why he looks into his pocket before ordering each shot. The man replies, “It’s quite simple really, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket, and when she starts to look good, I go home.”

Laughter is good medicine

6 May 2019 18:34 in response to woodworm

Thanks Brian Laugh Laugh 

Laughter is good medicine

12 May 2019 09:05 in response to Gemini39

Good morning friends

Thanks Gemini

Lenny tells the psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.”

“Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And I’ll charge you only $200 a visit.”

Lenny says he’ll think about it. Six months later, he runs into the doctor, who asks why he never came back. “For $200 a visit?” says Lenny. “A bartender cured me for $10.”

“Is that so; How?” 

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”

 

Laughter is good medicine

14 May 2019 09:00 in response to woodworm

Hi folks

Teacher: What makes you see?
Bobby: My eyes, my nose and my ears.
Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?
Bobby: They hold my glasses up!!!

Laughter is good medicine

14 May 2019 10:31 in response to woodworm

Thank you Brian... for my smile today ... love your threads ... it's a shame there's not a LIKE button ... long may you find things to smile about in a world with so many problems ... 

My mum and co, always taught us, no matter how hard life gets , find something in the day to make you smile ... Chrissie xx

Laughter is good medicine

18 May 2019 09:43 in response to woodworm

Thanks Brian 

Laughter is good medicine

19 May 2019 08:49 in response to Gemini39

Hi folks,

Thanks Chriss and Gemini

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

 

Laughter is good medicine

20 May 2019 18:21 in response to woodworm

Laugh

Laughter is good medicine

31 May 2019 10:55 in response to Gemini39

Good morning friends

Thanks Gemini

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Laughter is good medicine

3 Jun 2019 19:00 in response to woodworm

Thanks Brian

Laughter is good medicine

3 Jun 2019 19:07 in response to Gemini39

Just came across this naughty one ... 

Old hubby and his Mrs go to Drs... the nurse says to the old chap "we need a stool and urine sample "  

"What did she say" he asked his wife ...

They need your underwear , came her reply ... xx

Laughter is good medicine

4 Jun 2019 08:33 in response to Chriss

Hi folks,

Thank Gemini and Chriss

Bad Student.

One day I went into school all puzzled and said to my teacher "Miss will i get into trouble for something i havent done ?" She said "No why" I said " Because I havent done my homework.