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Laughter is good medicine

1 Apr 2019 10:05

Hi friends

When I was diagnosed with prostate cancer, I treid to keep positive and enjoyed many a laugh during this time, I have always believed laughter is good for us and that it helps lift us up when we are feeling down

So I am going to post a few jokes on here which I hope others will add too, Brian

Laughter is good medicine

2 Apr 2019 09:03 in response to woodworm

Good morning friends.

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2 Apr 2019 09:49 in response to woodworm

Like the new thread Brian something 2 make us laugh even if we don’t feel like laughing if that makes sense Happy

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2 Apr 2019 15:49 in response to woodworm

Laughter is good medicine

3 Apr 2019 11:41 in response to Gemini39

Good morning friends.

Thanks Gemini

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4 Apr 2019 10:53 in response to woodworm

Hi folks.

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5 Apr 2019 07:36 in response to woodworm

Hi friends,

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
 

 

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6 Apr 2019 08:52 in response to woodworm

Hi folk,

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.
The husband picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up.
His wife rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?”
“I don’t know, some stupid buffoon asking if the coast is clear.”

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6 Apr 2019 12:35 in response to woodworm

LOL Thanks Brian Happy

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7 Apr 2019 08:50 in response to Gemini39

Hi folks,

Thanks Gemini

BUSY DOING NOTHING

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for over an hour."
Husband: "I was trying to see if I could find an expiry date

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7 Apr 2019 15:34 in response to woodworm

Man driving home gets stopped by the police who ask him if he’s been drinking. 

“No officer” replies the man

Officer says “well I’d like you blow into this bag anyway sir”

Man responds “I haven’t been drinking - why do I have to blow into the bag”

Officer replies “cause I’ve just bought these chips and they are too hot!”

 

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8 Apr 2019 08:52 in response to Laney1010

Hi folks

Can of Peaches

An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife decided to steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was caught. Upon her court date, the judge asked her what she had stolen.

"Your Honor, I stole a can of peaches."

The judge replied, "How many peaches were in the can?"

She said, "Six."

The judge then said, "I will sentence you to six days in jail."

Her husband stood up behind her and replied, "Your Honour, she also stole a can of peas."

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11 Apr 2019 10:12 in response to woodworm

Good morning friends,

Feeling it was time to shake-up his company the new CEO decided to get rid of all the slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,600 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

From across the room came a voice: "That was the pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

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11 Apr 2019 12:06 in response to woodworm

Thanks both Laugh

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12 Apr 2019 10:30 in response to Gemini39

Hi folks,

Thank Gemini

An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat Foo Foo. A fairy appears and says, "I'm here to grant you three wishes." The old woman says, "I wish I was twenty years old and beautiful again." Poof! She is. "Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house was a mansion." Poof! Done. "And now I wish that Foo Foo was the handsomest man ever and deeply in love with me." Poof! Suddenly she's in the arms of a gorgeous man. He kisses her and says, "Darling, aren't you sorry now that you had me fixed?"