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Re: Laughter is good

8 Feb 2018 10:05 in response to haze44

Hi folks, 

Thanks Hazel.

X MARKS THE SPOT

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.

“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”  The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries.

“He says you’re gonna die.

Re: Laughter is good

8 Feb 2018 17:34 in response to woodworm

Happy

Re: Laughter is good

10 Feb 2018 10:37 in response to haze44

Hi folks, 

Hope you like this one, Brian.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a pratt. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't give a darn. We came into town by bus.

Re: Laughter is good

11 Feb 2018 14:32 in response to woodworm

Heehee, thanks Brian.

Hazel xx

Re: Laughter is good

12 Feb 2018 10:28 in response to haze44

Good morning friends,

Thanks Hazel.

An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear.
The doctor then took his penlight, looked in her ear, then took his tweezers, reached in, and pulled something out.
After examining the object for a second, he exclaimed, "Well....it seems you inserted a suppository into your ear...".
The old lady thought for a second, then responded "Gee....I guess that explains why I can't find my hearing-aid...!".