a lttle bit of fun to cheer us up along the way..
i reckon we should have a jokes thread...all clean please! ( you never know who is reading)
heres one of mine...........................
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay , Jamaica .
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of
the town. People would say, 'What a peaceful &
loving couple' The local newspaper reporter was
inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy
The Husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our
honeymoon in America ,' explained the man. 'We
visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a
trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We
hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled
and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the
horse and quietly said, 'That's once.' 'We proceeded
little further and her horse stumbled again. Again
my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone
half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third
time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her
purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why
did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you
crazy?' She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's
And from that moment..... we have lived happily