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15 Jun 2017 10:06

Just a thought! Hazel xx

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15 Jun 2017 11:13 in response to haze44

Hi Hazel,

Thats a great one; thanks for sharing, Brian.

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22 Jun 2017 10:43 in response to woodworm

Thanks Brian.  Here's another (reminds me very much of the 'Two Ronnies' newsdesk) :-

"The man who fell over in an upholstery factory is now said to be fully re-covered."

Hazel xx

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23 Jun 2017 06:46 in response to haze44

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23 Jun 2017 12:17 in response to Toblerone

Hello Toblerone, thanks for this!  Happy

Hazel xx

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7 Jul 2017 12:45 in response to haze44

Really liked this!

Hazel xx

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7 Jul 2017 15:59 in response to haze44

Hi Hazel,

Nice one., Brian

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7 Jul 2017 16:22 in response to woodworm

Hoho - good one, thanks Brian.

Hazel xx

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9 Jul 2017 15:25 in response to haze44

This was actually said to me.....

'Oh you don't want to take HRT, that'll give you cancer"

 

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12 Sep 2017 10:56 in response to haze44

Thought this was amusing!

Hazel xx

 

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12 Sep 2017 11:30 in response to haze44

Hi Hazel,

Like that one, Brian.

 

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12 Sep 2017 12:58 in response to woodworm

Happy  Thanks B!

Hazel xx

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29 Jan 2018 07:27 in response to haze44

This is so daft it's quite funny.

'What is red and smells like blue paint?  Red paint! '

Take care all, Hazel xx

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29 Jan 2018 08:41 in response to haze44

What a wonderfull thread ... really cheered my Monday morning up ... here's to all you wonderfull buddies on here, that no matter what cancer throws at us, we can still find something to smile about ... that's what helps us kick cancers ass ... thanks all  ... ❤❤❤

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29 Jan 2018 08:46 in response to woodworm

Oh heavens; this has been the story of my life!

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29 Jan 2018 10:30 in response to Annieliz

Hi folks

Thanks Hazel, gave me a good smile this morning.

Hope this raises a smile or two, Brian.

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29 Jan 2018 13:37 in response to Chriss

Thanks Chriss, glad it have you a smile.  Gotta have a laugh, keeps us going.  Happy

Hazel xx

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29 Jan 2018 13:39 in response to woodworm

Happy  Happy  Happy  

Thanks Brian.

Hazel xx

 

 

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30 Jan 2018 12:29 in response to haze44

Hi folks, 

Has anyone done this or something similar???, Brian

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30 Jan 2018 12:38 in response to woodworm

Haha!  No, not done this but something similar - when I was a domestic before my nursing job, the porters would sneak in and switch off my machine whilst I was vacuuming round the corner or in a side room and couldn't see them, the rotters!  

Hazel xx

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30 Jan 2018 12:43 in response to haze44

Ths gave me a giggle from my paper today.  So silly!

'Grandad started walking five miles a day at 60.  Now he's 97 and we have no idea where he is.'

H xx

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30 Jan 2018 17:47 in response to haze44

Hi hazel that made me laugh 2 Happy 

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30 Jan 2018 17:49 in response to woodworm

Lol Happy 

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4 Feb 2018 10:05 in response to Gemini39

Hi folks

I wish you all a peacful day, Brian.

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4 Feb 2018 19:16 in response to woodworm

CLASIC Brian ... just cheered me up after an emotional week ... keep em coming ... great thread haze ❤

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5 Feb 2018 07:25 in response to Chriss

Hi folks,

Thanks Chriss glad it cheered you up, Brian.

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5 Feb 2018 13:12 in response to Chriss

Thanks Chriss, sorry to hear you've had a bad week - hope this one is better! 

Take care, Hazel xx

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5 Feb 2018 13:13 in response to woodworm

Thanks Brian, two good'uns, especially today's, really made me laugh.

Hazel xx

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6 Feb 2018 10:39 in response to haze44

Hi folks,

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6 Feb 2018 10:52 in response to woodworm

Well, I personally have never done this as don't drive, but it still made me chuckle.

Thanks Brian.

Hazel xx

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6 Feb 2018 10:53 in response to woodworm

This is made me smile:-) Another great thread  

 

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7 Feb 2018 10:01 in response to Sandra123

Hi folks 

Thanks Hazel and Sandra.

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7 Feb 2018 10:42 in response to woodworm

How wonderfull you are ... one quote (thoughtfull not funny) I hope you don't mind me diverting a moment ; )) is ....... when things all around are dark and you fall face down ... you have a choice to stay there or look up and see the stars ... sorry if it sounds mushy but don't know how I'd have got through without ya all x

Cancer is the dark ... and you wonderfull amazing buddies on here are the stars ❤❤❤

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7 Feb 2018 11:05 in response to Sandra123

Happy  Happy  Happy

Thanks Sandra!

Hazel xx

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7 Feb 2018 11:06 in response to woodworm

Serves him right, haha!

Thanks Brian.

Hazel xx

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7 Feb 2018 11:10 in response to Chriss

Very true, Chriss, I think we all feel the same about this marvellous forum.

Thanks for sharing this quote, take care.

Hazel xx

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12 Feb 2018 10:39 in response to haze44

Good morning folks

Well said Brian

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12 Feb 2018 12:37 in response to woodworm

Thanks 4 these makes Nice change 2 have laugh Happy 

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22 Feb 2018 11:36 in response to haze44

Found this in my paper today, made me chuckle.

Hazel xx

 

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24 Feb 2018 09:50 in response to haze44

Thanks Hazel,

That gave me a good laugh.

Guess whos the nutty one????????

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25 Feb 2018 09:38 in response to woodworm

Hi folks,

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7 Mar 2018 10:43 in response to woodworm

Hi folks.

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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7 Mar 2018 11:42 in response to woodworm

Just saying;-)

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7 Mar 2018 15:02 in response to haze44
Haha funny

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7 Mar 2018 15:25 in response to Sandra123

Oh..........a solution.....   how about a  'remedy'  (not that I drink much lol) Made smile;thanks Sandra

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17 Mar 2018 11:13 in response to jules54

Hi folks,

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17 Mar 2018 15:45 in response to woodworm

Can definitely relate to this one ha ha. Thanks Brian.  Jules

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18 Mar 2018 10:10 in response to jules54

Good morning friends,

Thanks Jules.

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18 Mar 2018 16:37 in response to woodworm

This made me smile Brian, thank you. No candles for me ..................there just isn't room any moreLaugh

Jules

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20 Mar 2018 10:24 in response to jules54

Hi folks, 

Thanks Jules.